• Nice friends will b remembered as special blessings n there r very few as precious as you, n that's the very special reason why I keep in touch with u.
• A pregnant lady went to an astrologer.Astrologer: When u deliver a baby, baby's father will die.Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
To love without condition, to talk without intention, to give without reason and to care without expectation is the heart of a True Friend like U!
• Having a Crush is sweet; Falling in Luv is Exciting; Having a Heart break Shocks; But, having a Friend like U totally Rocks!
• Nice people are the best part of our memories, that time can never erase and when l am blessed with people like you, my memories are always worth treasuring.
• Friends should be like zero's. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.
• Difficult to tell what loving is like; Impossible to tell what missing is like; May you never miss whom you luv & may whom you luv miss you always.
• No poems, no fancy words, I just want the world to know that I LUV U my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day!
• Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset. Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion. I Luv U!
• I finally got my past, present and future tenses correct today. I loved you. I love you. I will love you forever. Happy Valentine day!
• At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.The bartender was almost crushed to death.
• Doctor to Lady: U r looking so weak and exhausted ! Are U properly taking 3 meals a day as I had advised ?Lady: Oh my God ! I heard 3 Males per day !
• Doctor, cut off my dog's tail.Vet: Why do u want to do that?Coz my mom-in-law is visiting us & I don't want anything to make her think she's welcome.
• Law Professor: Which is the most important LAW of Finance for Starting a New Business?Student: Father-in-Law!
• I Love You is 8 letters long. Then again, so is bullshit.
• A teenage boy to his father: Here's my report card and a list I've compiled of entrepreneurs who never finished their High School.
• Girl announced her engagement to her father.Father: Does this fellow has any money?Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
• Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
• Education is incomplete without 5 B's
B - Bikes
B - Beers
B - Babes
B - Bunks and the most important
B - Backlogs!
• Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
• He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
• Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok, but keeping a place for me in your mind mite be dangerous coz people say... I'm MIND BLOWING.
